Catass (8:29:49 PM): the absolut pom blueberry limeade was delicious
KAB62000 (8:29:59 PM): sounds good
Catass (8:30:21 PM): though I wish somebody would invent a restaurant drink that didn't make me feel gay ordering it
KAB62000 (8:30:35 PM): are you gay maybe?
Catass (8:30:54 PM): if I was gay, I wouldn't mind feeling gay!
Nik (8:30:57 PM): they should call it a piledriver or a steak sandwich
KAB62000 (8:31:01 PM): you might
Catass (8:31:03 PM): a mantini
Nik (8:31:09 PM): lol
Catass (8:31:09 PM): no, wait, that sounds really gay
Juice (8:31:10 PM): "steak sandwich" sounds gayer, Nik
KAB62000 (8:31:11 PM): that sounds even more gay
KAB62000 (8:31:12 PM): right
Nik (8:31:12 PM): a manlarge
Juice (8:31:22 PM): a "giant penis"
KAB62000 (8:31:30 PM): man juice
Juice (8:31:50 PM): "My my throat is feeling parched, I sure could use one of your Giant Penises!"
Catass (8:32:32 PM): a rape daquiri
Nik (8:32:41 PM): ah yes
KAB62000 (8:32:54 PM): an anal refresher
Nik (8:32:57 PM): hahahaha
Juice (8:32:57 PM): an "anonymous sex in a highway rest stop... tini"
KAB62000 (8:35:23 PM): lol

What are the typical hours that people do this? POST YOUR AVAILABILITY HERE.

I mean, I was just on AIM and helped some chick with her friendship stuff, and felt that I had done some good in the world. She was smart and was hunting below her standards.

But it wasn't the same, you know. I love you guys and I love no one else. Other than my cat. And [snipped]. Oh and I can't forget [snipped]. Oh yeah and [snipped].

Usually between 14:00 and 1:00 EST. Most times longer on weekends.

Truthfully, it's usually while I'm at work. so it changes times, but usually 2-11 EST wednesday and thursday.... friday a bit earlier than that, and saturday and sunday usually any time before 5, and often after that.

I've been told the chat tends to die when I'm not in it. Oops.

This is too long to change names- novemberletango is me, maximumkrunkage is Juice, kab is Kristin ( a chat regular but not forum regular) and katy is katy.

I present to you, the rules of Swine Flu:

maximumkrunkage (8:21:34 PM): ooh, Student Health Services sent something out about Swine Fu!
maximumkrunkage (8:21:37 PM): uh, flu
maximumkrunkage (8:21:42 PM): not the pig martial art
NovemberLeTango (8:22:29 PM): swine fu!
maximumkrunkage (8:22:32 PM): so they have all this advice, this one is my favorite:
maximumkrunkage (8:22:40 PM): "Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread that way."
NovemberLeTango (8:22:56 PM): you have to wear gloves
NovemberLeTango (8:22:59 PM): and masks
NovemberLeTango (8:23:04 PM): and a biohazard suit
maximumkrunkage (8:23:04 PM): yeah
KAB62000 (8:23:08 PM): lol
maximumkrunkage (8:24:15 PM): next they'll be like "avoid breathing when not necessary"
NovemberLeTango (8:24:56 PM): sterilyze your food before eating
maximumkrunkage (8:27:03 PM): burn your clothes at the end of every day
KAB62000 (8:27:25 PM): stay indoors and seal alldoors and windows
NovemberLeTango (8:27:40 PM): kill your children. they may be carriers
maximumkrunkage (8:27:55 PM): stab everyone you see and put the corpses in one of the conveniently located CDC incinerators in your area
KAB62000 (8:30:10 PM): lmao
maximumkrunkage (8:30:36 PM): onoz! someone reattach Kabbage's ass!
KAB62000 (8:30:39 PM): report anyone who even looks like they might be a carrier to the new CDC Secret Police
NovemberLeTango (8:30:53 PM): don't eat pork. or birds.
maximumkrunkage (8:30:57 PM): or food
KAB62000 (8:31:28 PM): Don't eat tacos
KAB62000 (8:31:32 PM): ddarn
maximumkrunkage (8:31:34 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOO
maximumkrunkage (8:31:37 PM): I rickin'-frackin' LOVE TACOS!
KAB62000 (8:31:45 PM): Don't turn on the Spanish channel
NovemberLeTango (8:31:49 PM): don't study spanish.
NovemberLeTango (8:31:59 PM): burn all of texas
KAB62000 (8:31:59 PM): Don 't know Spanish at all
KAB62000 (8:32:04 PM): haha
maximumkrunkage (8:32:09 PM): stay away from the sun
KAB62000 (8:32:35 PM): Don't. Touch. Anything.
NovemberLeTango (8:32:41 PM): don't sleep. you're most succeptable to illness when your eyes are closed
NovemberLeTango (8:32:47 PM): succeptible
NovemberLeTango (8:32:50 PM): whichever
KAB62000 (8:32:54 PM): haha
maximumkrunkage (8:33:24 PM): lolz
maximumkrunkage (8:33:36 PM): stay still, the disease's vision is based on movement
KAB62000 (8:34:27 PM): hahah
NovemberLeTango (8:36:44 PM): don't think spicy thoughts
maximumkrunkage (8:37:02 PM): oh GOD... I'm having them right now
NovemberLeTango (8:37:03 PM): white people are immune. kill one and use it as a shield
maximumkrunkage (8:37:10 PM): ALL my thoughts about Nik are spicy
KAB62000 (8:38:15 PM): If you know that swine flu exists, you might be infected
maximumkrunkage (8:38:27 PM): OH SNAP
maximumkrunkage (8:38:51 PM): you guys know, I AM half mexican, so I am probably transmitting it you via chat right now
NovemberLeTango (8:39:06 PM): fork
KAB62000 (8:39:09 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHH
KAB62000 (8:39:15 PM): KILL YOURSELF HURRY HURRY HURRY
NovemberLeTango (8:39:33 PM): if you voted for Obama, you will get swine flu. If you didn't vote for Obama, you will get swine flue.
KAB62000 (8:39:50 PM): If you didn't vote period, you get swine flu
maximumkrunkage (8:40:04 PM): if you have an X chromosome, you already have it
NovemberLeTango (8:40:12 PM): Don't open your mail. You might get swine flu
NovemberLeTango (8:40:35 PM): if you have ever licked an envelope or stamp, you already have swine flu. you should kill yourself.
maximumkrunkage (8:40:40 PM): Oddly, having sex with sick pigs is actually still okay
KAB62000 (8:40:57 PM): Burn all the bacon in the country
NovemberLeTango (8:41:00 PM): hahahaha juice
KAB62000 (8:41:05 PM): lol
KAB62000 (8:41:29 PM): The first rule of swine flu is: Don't talk about swine flu.
maximumkrunkage (8:41:34 PM): lolz
KAB62000 (8:41:39 PM):
NovemberLeTango (8:42:04 PM): if you watch daytime TV, you have swine flu
NovemberLeTango (8:42:26 PM): if you are riding on public transportation and the person next to you sneezes, you are allowed to kill him or her.
KAB62000 (8:42:38 PM): If anything in your house is pink, you have swine flu.
maximumkrunkage (8:42:43 PM): fork
maximumkrunkage (8:42:46 PM): EVERYTHING IS PINK
maximumkrunkage (8:43:01 PM): also, I would like to point out you both have (presumably) pink vaginas
KAB62000 (8:43:01 PM): OH NO
maximumkrunkage (8:43:12 PM): PAINT IT
katymcantchat (8:43:39 PM): I don't though. Mine is translucent blue.
maximumkrunkage (8:43:47 PM): oh, cool
maximumkrunkage (8:43:57 PM): I'm curious, but won't ask for a pic, because that woudl be rude
maximumkrunkage (8:44:00 PM): also, would
NovemberLeTango (8:44:34 PM): lol
KAB62000 (8:44:39 PM): lol
NovemberLeTango (8:44:40 PM): she keeps it on a shelf
maximumkrunkage (8:44:45 PM): ...oh
KAB62000 (8:48:31 PM): chat got swine flu

maximumkrunkage (8:33:36 PM): stay still, the disease's vision is based on movement

<3






Oh no!

I try to be on the chat on wednesdays, during the most boring and longest of all the boring meetings I attend to, usually at 3:00PM Pacific, 6:00PM East.

DraculaKyle, that's a great illustration for that piece of lolness up there.

a tea tree:
I promise you this is about a 3 on the internet wtf scale
WTF Is Kazh?:
...yes
yeah it is
Sean is right

kupo is awesome:
i know..i know the internet is scary

a tea tree:
maybe 4 if there's actual bleeding

WTF Is Kazh?:
yeah
DOOD, I saw these pics one time of this girl, like, cutting herself and rubbing the blood in/on/around her vagina

kupo is awesome:
...

a tea tree:
yeah, that's pretty effed up

gatari86:
Maybe a 5 if they release their bowels, and they have diahrea, and it blows everywhere.. and since their people of dubious character are so wide open, it's like a huge drain


Note: For those wondering we were discussing brutaldildos.com, if I need to tell you it's NSFW you lose at life.

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kupo is awesome :
wow..uh..you turned me on

WTF Is Kazh?:
pfff that isn't hard
there's not a person in this chat who hasn't turned you on

a tea tree:
*raises hand*

kupo is awesome:
you turn me on with your....car problems and..stuff

a tea tree:
though I DO happen to like star wars

kupo is awesome:
mm that too

WTF Is Kazh?:
naw, I bet she rubs herself off when she looks at your sweet beard

a tea tree:
lol

kupo is awesome:
im rubbing my nipples gently. or forcefully. i dont know

a tea tree:
LOL
now I'M turned on

WTF Is Kazh?:
jerking her semen off into a tube sock, all "Oh Sean I want your hot hot assjuices"

kupo is awesome:
..
yeah now im turned off
it's like a broken television set this chat room

WTF Is Kazh?:
I hate writing things like that, cuz I have an IM window open with my advisor, and I'm SUPER afraid of accidentally typing some fucked up poopcakes in there
"So how is your code coming" "I FUCKED A TRANNY TIL SHE BLED OUT THE ASS"

Lol
I'll try and be on...sometimes, I promise!

a tea tree (9:13:43 PM): ahoy
a tea tree (9:13:46 PM): oX
JMaccabeus (9:13:51 PM): Yall are quiet.
KAB62000 (9:13:55 PM): ox?
a tea tree (9:13:59 PM): no, no
NovemberLeTango (9:14:01 PM): it's a pirate
a tea tree (9:14:01 PM): oX
a tea tree (9:14:18 PM): [ oX ]
JMaccabeus (9:14:36 PM): *calls the Royal Navy over*
KAB62000 (9:15:31 PM): ox?
a tea tree (9:15:50 PM): kristin is in a loop
KAB62000 (9:15:56 PM): lol
a tea tree (9:16:01 PM): *reboots kristin*
KAB62000 (9:16:26 PM): ox?
a tea tree (9:16:29 PM): damnit
a tea tree (9:16:35 PM): *calls tech support*
JMaccabeus (9:16:39 PM): no, no
JMaccabeus (9:16:40 PM): oX
a tea tree (9:16:44 PM): oX
KAB62000 (9:16:56 PM): Hello this is India. How may I help you?
a tea tree (9:17:09 PM): hi! I'm having trouble with my kristin
KAB62000 (9:17:33 PM): Did you turn her off and unplug all power cords and hardware?
a tea tree (9:17:41 PM): I've been having trouble getting pictures from her recently and just today she's stuck in a loop
a tea tree (9:17:50 PM): I'll try again
a tea tree (9:18:00 PM): *removes kristin's cords*
JMaccabeus (9:18:11 PM): That sounds painful.
NovemberLeTango (9:18:11 PM): not her vocal chords!
KAB62000 (9:18:12 PM): Did that work?
a tea tree (9:18:16 PM): oh poopcakes!@
a tea tree (9:18:20 PM): *undresses kristin*
a tea tree (9:18:32 PM): wait, this isn't right at all!
a tea tree (9:18:41 PM): I'm gonna need a tech to come out
a tea tree (9:18:46 PM): I think I broke it
KAB62000 (9:18:47 PM): Did you try reinstalling her operating system?
JMaccabeus (9:18:48 PM): It isn't? It sounds very right to me.
KAB62000 (9:18:49 PM): WE ARE INDIA
KAB62000 (9:18:52 PM): WE CAN'T COME OUT
a tea tree (9:18:56 PM): dang
a tea tree (9:19:02 PM): well, I'll just fiddle around with her myself
KAB62000 (9:19:12 PM): Did you try activating the musgiwashi
NovemberLeTango (9:19:34 PM): ask her what that means in english
KAB62000 (9:20:03 PM): That is Englush, sir.
NovemberLeTango (9:20:20 PM): I'm a ma'am
JMaccabeus (9:20:26 PM): Then ask her what it means in Bengali.
KAB62000 (9:20:44 PM): I understand that sir, but you will have to listen to me to fix your blender.
a tea tree (9:21:14 PM): no, it's a kramsteen!
a tea tree (9:21:26 PM): model ... uh ... b
NovemberLeTango (9:21:38 PM): b23, I think
JMaccabeus (9:21:44 PM): Hit!
a tea tree (9:21:53 PM): you snagged my buttershark!
KAB62000 (9:22:23 PM): Miss, I can't help you if you are going to be hostile
a tea tree (9:22:46 PM): it's ok. she's more fun like this anyway
a tea tree (9:22:49 PM): BURN
a tea tree (9:22:57 PM): also CREEPY
JMaccabeus (9:23:13 PM): CREEPY BURN.
a tea tree (9:23:17 PM): hahah
a tea tree (9:23:19 PM): yeah!
KAB62000 (9:24:34 PM): Are you satisfied with our level of customer service today ,doctor?
a tea tree (9:24:38 PM): lol
a tea tree (9:24:45 PM): I am now
JMaccabeus (9:24:57 PM): I'm not the Doctor, I don't even have a telephone booth.
KAB62000 (9:25:38 PM): Can I please have your email phone number in order to contact you with a customer service training survey, lt. colonel?
JMaccabeus (9:26:02 PM): ...
JMaccabeus (9:26:09 PM): I'll have you know I'm a ranking Brigadier General!
KAB62000 (9:27:24 PM): Is there anything else I can help you with today Baroness?
JMaccabeus (9:28:02 PM): No, I think I'm quite good, Maharajah.
NovemberLeTango (9:28:21 PM): my squeebob seems to be kerpflafking, can you help me?
KAB62000 (9:29:31 PM): Thank you Sheik Maryann. Have a great aljalahani.
NovemberLeTango (9:29:46 PM): fork
KAB62000 (9:29:50 PM): ox?

Nik wrote:KAB62000 (9:29:50 PM): ox?

no, no
oX

Nik (10:32:54 PM): I don't know which song that is
Catass (10:33:13 PM): cunting crows!
WTFisjuice (10:33:18 PM): ew
WTFisjuice (10:33:20 PM): ewwwwwwwwww
Nik (10:33:22 PM): I was never a fan
WTFisjuice (10:33:24 PM): EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WTFisjuice (10:34:28 PM): I remember one time I was getting fucked up the ass, and another guy was in front of me and I was sucking his dick and caressing his balls with my hand. then a Counting Crows song came on the radio and I spat his dick out and was all "Aw, man, gay!"

coupeaux: mmm wall of candy
nik: roofies
wtf is juice: my penis
nik: I really want to play this game

Oh, you will, Nik...you will.

This thread is full of lies.

No one chats anymore. EVER! *laughs maniacally*

No, you just don't.

Yea, Mr. "Mobile".

Yeah, I need to reformat soon so I can reconfigure my combination IRC/AIM client(s).

And use Windows 7!

Yeah, Darth, come back to chat. I chat all the time every day and it's always my idea to show up and other various lies... Also that Counting Crows thing was awesome, MAN I am SO FREAKIN' FUNNY!!!