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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:55 am

sum yun gai wrote:
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which one? make up your mind! :P

Well, a friend of mine just recently got an STI from sleeping with a girl he met off of 4chan, so I'd advocate erring on the side of caution.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:05 am

jvcc wrote:
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jvcc wrote:Have fun! Be safe.


which one? make up your mind! :P

Well, a friend of mine just recently got an STI from sleeping with a girl he met off of 4chan, so I'd advocate erring on the side of caution.

Oh, 4chan. Infecting the internets and crotches everywhere.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:53 am

I was going to something along that lines. 4chan... *shudders*
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:35 pm

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby fanelian » Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:20 pm

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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:03 am

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Good luck! And remember that women are filthy liars.Well, some are not so filthy.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:08 am

jvcc wrote:I plan on just trying it, because I tend to have an anxious personality and I don't want to make it worse.

The paranoia effect of marijuana is definitely true early on, but I think a big part of it (for me anyway) was that back then I had to sneak around to smoke it. Do it in a place where you know you'll be for the next few hours. I definitely recommend it prior to a movie or something of that nature. I do not recommend doing it before going out.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:50 am

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jvcc wrote:I plan on just trying it, because I tend to have an anxious personality and I don't want to make it worse.

The paranoia effect of marijuana is definitely true early on, but I think a big part of it (for me anyway) was that back then I had to sneak around to smoke it. Do it in a place where you know you'll be for the next few hours. I definitely recommend it prior to a movie or something of that nature. I do not recommend doing it before going out.

I'm going to do it before seeing the new Winnie the Pooh movie again! At least, that's the plan.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:47 pm

Well without giving away too much... we had a lot of fun last night via the medium of Twitter DMs. Wowzers.
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Postby chrismachine » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:29 pm

I AM NOT UNDERSTAND
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:48 pm

Is that like IMing?

Ugh, my hip still feels weird from this jogging habit I've picked up. Sometimes I get a slight pain at the spot where my leg meets my hip, especially when I move it. Should I stop jogging until it goes away, or just walk it off (no pun intended)? It's definitely not unbearable, but I'm worried about making it worse.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:14 pm

chrismachine wrote:I AM NOT UNDERSTAND

Hahahaha, happy times.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:26 pm

jvcc wrote:Is that like IMing?

Yes, but via Twitter in this case.

Actually you could say its like a normal twitter message crossed with a PM on here. Private, just for the one person.

We "cybered" if no one got my drift.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:45 pm

Don't worry, we're all drifting along on that River of Innuendo with you; in rafts, of course, because the water is dirty.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:15 pm

jvcc wrote:Ugh, my hip still feels weird from this jogging habit I've picked up. Sometimes I get a slight pain at the spot where my leg meets my hip, especially when I move it. Should I stop jogging until it goes away, or just walk it off (no pun intended)? It's definitely not unbearable, but I'm worried about making it worse.

Walk instead of jogging. That way you can keep some of the exercise without increasing damage to it.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:04 pm

IanC wrote:We "cybered" if no one got my drift.

DO YOU MEAN CYBER-SEX, WHERE YOU DESCRIBE AN IMAGINED SEXUAL SCENARIO IN TEXTUAL FORM WITH ANOTHER OR OTHERS THROUGH MEANS OF AN INTERNET CONNECTION?



(Sorry, I just found your bluntness amusing. I mean nothing by it.)

Also, uneasy though I feel for being privy to such intimate occurrences, I'm pretty chuffed on your behalf. I remember you seemed to be experiencing some pretty bad depression a while back, so it's great to see you … turning a corner, I guess. Is that the right phrase? I'm rooting for you, anyway. GOOD LUCK, ETC.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby chrismachine » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:18 pm

EvilJekyll wrote:
jvcc wrote:Ugh, my hip still feels weird from this jogging habit I've picked up. Sometimes I get a slight pain at the spot where my leg meets my hip, especially when I move it. Should I stop jogging until it goes away, or just walk it off (no pun intended)? It's definitely not unbearable, but I'm worried about making it worse.

Walk instead of jogging. That way you can keep some of the exercise without increasing damage to it.

If you have access to an elliptical trainer, do that for a few weeks to develop stronger supporting muscles then try again. :)
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Re: BLURT thread

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:42 pm


I'll see what I can do to get something like this started again.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:55 pm

Out of curiosity, I checked his post list for what his last post was; you know, to see how things were left in the end. Both tragically and hilariously, it appears to have been this.


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Re: BLURT thread

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:41 pm



I'd write a ballad out of this if I wasn't terribly uncreative, a dire poet and exceptionally lazy.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:51 pm

IRL I say "MURR MURR MURR I AM NOT UNDERSTAND" or just "I AM NOT UNDERSTAND" often enough during conversations when I can't hear people well that I decided to let you all know that I do that. It's true. You can ask catass.

Also - Wow! I was angry in that post in that thread.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:17 pm

Skimba wrote:IRL I say "MURR MURR MURR I AM NOT UNDERSTAND" or just "I AM NOT UNDERSTAND" often enough during conversations when I can't hear people well that I decided to let you all know that I do that. It's true. You can ask catass.

It's so weird. I'd pretty much forgotten about that thing for years.

Skimba wrote:Also - Wow! I was angry in that post in that thread.

It's very strange to read an old thread and be surprised by your own posts in it. For example, I was surprised how patient I was about that whole affair. The guy had a very obnoxious way about him, but I guess I gave him the benefit of the doubt as to his alleged naïvité regarding social norms.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:49 pm

What, no one's offended yet? I need to try harder.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby loofah » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:49 am

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Skimba wrote:IRL I say "MURR MURR MURR I AM NOT UNDERSTAND" or just "I AM NOT UNDERSTAND" often enough during conversations when I can't hear people well that I decided to let you all know that I do that. It's true. You can ask catass.
It's so weird. I'd pretty much forgotten about that thing for years.

Want to be more weirded out? I still say "bloody amish" whenever I see someone in a track suit.
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