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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:45 am

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:40 am

Ah yes, ZP beat me to his own birthday. Darn it.
Anyway, sorry for your loss(es) and it's good to see you.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:24 pm

Sorry to hear about your loss. :|

Good to hear from you though! And happy birthday! :D
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:07 pm

Ah Zombie. It is a pleasure to see you have returned, although I am sorry to hear of your circumstances.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby traubster » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:30 pm

Guess I won't be calling ZP at work anymore...
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:11 pm

So sorry, Zombie. :(
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Postby Saltine » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:21 am

Sorry ZP :( :( but hello :)
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:36 pm

You know how that movie Precious is actually Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire? Well, I saw a bookstore display today and discovered that newer copies of the book also say Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire on the cover, despite, you know, actually being the novel Push by Sapphire. I would have gone with something like Push: The Novel by Sapphire Which Precious Was Based On.
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Postby Nyperold » Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:01 am

Push: the Novel by Sapphire Upon Which "Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire" Was Based?
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:34 am

Yes, that.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby PonderThis » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:09 pm

Well yesterday morning was The Tour of Dallas, a bicycle ride through downtown Dallas and near-downtown to White Rock Lake and back. Although a bit on the cool side it was otherwise a magnificent morning. Had a FANTASTIC time, despite the fact I was out riding with about five thousand other cyclists!

Unfortunately I'm still working on getting back in shape so I spent the rest of the day all tired and achy. Fell asleep EARLY, work up EARLY with a pounding headache and absolutely starving. Drove to IHOP and had a hugemongous breakfast with a big old glass of OJ came back home ... and slept another three hours! :lol:

Feel pretty fantastic now though. Woooo!
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby PonderThis » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:45 am

Gee I hope fan is alright what with the big ol' earthquake and all.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:10 am

yeah, i just heard about this today. hopefully she comes back soon to let us know...
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:38 pm

sum yun gai wrote:yeah, i just heard about this today. hopefully she comes back soon to let us know...

Her facebooks indicate that she is still aliiiiive!
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Postby IanC » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:05 pm

I have a job interview tomorrow!
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:07 pm

IanC wrote:I have a job interview tomorrow!

Graaaats! Don't spit in your hand before shaking hands with the interviewer :wink:
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:12 pm

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IanC wrote:I have a job interview tomorrow!

Graaaats! Don't spit in your hand before shaking hands with the interviewer :wink:


at least not until they make the offer, then it's ok
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby fanelian » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:31 pm

I am indeed alive. Just sleep deprived and bitchy. Things just flew off the cupboard and the refrigeratior and landed on a puddle in the middle of the kitchen. An airconditioning system fell off the wall, and the backyard wall collapsed. Other than that we're fine. My neighborhood doesn't seem to have taken much damage. But I've seen some pictures indicating that other parts of the city are in bad condition.

I hope the quakes stop. I really need some sleep.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby chrismachine » Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:44 pm

fanelian wrote:I am indeed alive. Just sleep deprived and bitchy. Things just flew off the cupboard and the refrigeratior and landed on a puddle in the middle of the kitchen.


Oh ok. Well that's not so bad, except the puddle can't be good.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Nik » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:36 am

-.- another one of my former friends turned acquaintance is getting married.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:24 am

I can only see reason for flat-eyed nose-face if the reason for the friend/acquaintance metamorphosis is something to do with the fact of getting married. I can dig that; if a certain friend-turned-acquaintance of mine were to get married I'd probably be pretty flat-eyed nose-faced about it. Well, depending who she was getting married to. If it was that one fellow who caused all this trouble (well, the last part of it anyway), it would be flat-eyed nose-faces from here to Zanzibar.
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:32 am

I just checked the distance from here to Zanzibar and I don't think I would be able to make good on that claim. Sorry everyone.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby loofah » Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:13 am

ntw3001 wrote:I just checked the distance from here to Zanzibar and I don't think I would be able to make good on that claim. Sorry everyone.
What about to someplace sans a bar?
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Postby giantsfan97 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:26 pm

I am the only of left of my tight group of 4-5 high school friends who isn't in a serious relationship.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:41 pm

Well I think i did okay at the interview. I was one of 7 interviewed out of the 40 or so responses they got! Now just to wait and see :)
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