BLURT thread
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BLURT thread
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No, I do NOT want to cook you dinner tonight. Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself.
No, I do NOT want to cook you dinner tonight. Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself.
Made ya look.
I am so much cooler than Unreal Tournament 2004. And I don't care what you say, deviled eggs are awesome.
*edit*
And I don't care if it's unhealthy or needy, I feel empty when I'm not with you.
*edit*
And I don't care if it's unhealthy or needy, I feel empty when I'm not with you.
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Sometimes I desire to become a tattoo artist and then I try to draw a tattoo on a character I'm doodling and I have to erase it like fifty times 'cuz it looks bad and I think oh God imagine if I'd done this on a person you can't erase that stuff and if I tried my quick sketch style I'd probably tear their skin or something and that couldn't possibly be good for business plus man what if some ugly biker woman wants me to tattoo her junk.
Tatsumakisenpuukyaku!
Why the fork are people so rickin'-frackin' materialistic today? It makes me sick that while I'm scrambling to count out change to see if I can afford to eat lunch that someone walks by in Uggs and designer label clothing.
I don't care about that rickin'-frackin' filter, either.
I don't care about that rickin'-frackin' filter, either.

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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Yeah, look, I know you've spent all week trying to get people's email back up and running, but it doesn't mean you know jack squat about probability. If I ask six random people and all of them say their email is broken, then don't you tell me that the problem is only affecting 25% of users. Do you even know anyone who's getting email right now? And Jesus, why the hell did we send out an email saying there's a problem with email? How retarded is that?
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Saltine wrote:And Jesus, why the hell did we send out an email saying there's a problem with email? How retarded is that?
LOL
That reminds me of about a week ago when our cable modem went out. The company sent a truck over, and the guy called to see if we were home. They KNOW we have Vonage (a phone system that uses a cable modem) and yet when we mysteriously didn't answer our phone, the guy drove off.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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I do NOT want to run into you at the Lacuna Coil concert, nor at SOTU when Amon Amarth are playing. You will kill a fantastic concert and make me cry. I think I will not go because of you - thanks dickwad.
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I WANT TO drop out of school and become a full time street philosopher.
I want to know what my brain is doing. I want to sort out what moves are logical or illogical.
I want to know whether or not I should give up or pursue certain things.
I want to understand love. I want to be able to tell whether I'm in love or not. Or just...addicted to the prospect of love. I want to...meetyoujustsoicantellwhetherornotidoindeedlikeyouasmuchasithinkido.
I hate money. I HATE YOU MONEY. What an inconvenience.
I HATE FIGURING OUT WHAT I WANT TO COOK FOR DINNER.
ENOUGH BLURTING FOR ME.
I want to know what my brain is doing. I want to sort out what moves are logical or illogical.
I want to know whether or not I should give up or pursue certain things.
I want to understand love. I want to be able to tell whether I'm in love or not. Or just...addicted to the prospect of love. I want to...meetyoujustsoicantellwhetherornotidoindeedlikeyouasmuchasithinkido.
I hate money. I HATE YOU MONEY. What an inconvenience.
I HATE FIGURING OUT WHAT I WANT TO COOK FOR DINNER.
ENOUGH BLURTING FOR ME.
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