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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby loofah » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:24 pm

Photogenic cat is photogenic.
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Null » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:06 pm

Beautiful.

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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:08 am

Great photograph of a pretty kitty :D
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Null » Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:38 pm

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This one is a few years old but it's Leela.

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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby loofah » Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:06 am

Your kitty cat is so adorable. I want to pinch her cheeks. What would she do if I did that?
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby jvcc » Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:23 am

KITTY-CAT, your mouth is so tiny. So tiny and impossibly cute.
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Postby Null » Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:23 am

I think she would be "Excuse me? Madam? Um, I beg your pardon?" and it would probably go downhill from there.

She's extremely huggable, and yet hates being hugged. She treats every extraneous noise as sudden proof that I have wanted to harm her all these years. (Which I never have.)

I suppose it's a bit like being married, except once or twice I am actually right about something and she admits it. But I am still driven crazy anyway.

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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby jvcc » Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:32 am

Null wrote:She's extremely huggable, and yet hates being hugged. She treats every extraneous noise as sudden proof that I have wanted to harm her all these years...I suppose it's a bit like being married

Is your concept of wives that they are at once both skittish and erratic?
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Null » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:05 am

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Null wrote:She's extremely huggable, and yet hates being hugged. She treats every extraneous noise as sudden proof that I have wanted to harm her all these years...I suppose it's a bit like being married

Is your concept of wives that they are at once both skittish and erratic?

I think the general term "insane" probably best accounts for me. And that is all.

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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Skimba » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:12 am

I understand Null.
I pinch my cat's cheeks and whisker area. She's not overly fond of it, but she deals. I tell her as I'm doing it "Give me those cheeks. Give me those kitty cheeks." and so on.
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby loofah » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:43 am

My cats would give their version of an eyeroll. They are super laid back. I would say that wives, just like cats, are all different.
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Null » Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:07 pm

I found some more old pictures and I am going to post them, because I do that sort of thing.

Here's Leela doing her impersonation of Franklin Pangborn.

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Here she is with something to say.

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Finally, here she is as you are used to seeing her.

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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:02 am

I see toothies!

Le Cute :D
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:16 pm

ha! love the expression in the first one
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:18 pm

Holy crap that's an awesome expression in the first one.
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Null » Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:17 pm

On November 14, 2000, I adopted a tiny, feisty kitten from the local animal shelter.

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Ten years to the day later, she is still with me.

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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby jvcc » Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:52 pm

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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:12 pm

Awww that is adorable, she's one lucky kittums :)
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Dusk » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:21 am

Skimba wrote:I understand Null.

THEN YOU TOO HAVE SEEN THE ABYSS

(Aww baby Leela with a squoosymooshy face)
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Skimba » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:12 pm

I don't like the pics on the digital camera as much. When her eyes are all big and adorable, the digital camera just wipes the black out.
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby chrismachine » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:33 pm

Hi cat and catass
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby jvcc » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:46 pm

Catass is obscured by that cat's ass. And by ass I mean upper-body, but I never miss an opportunity for wordplay.
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby sum yun gai » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:54 pm

jvcc wrote:Catass is obscured by that cat's ass. And by ass I mean upper-booty, but I never miss an opportunity for good buns.
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:09 am

Awww she's very pretty and fluffy and silky looking :D
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Re: Post a picture of your pet!

Postby catastrophile » Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:21 am

Awww she's very pretty and fluffy and silky looking

She never misses an opportunity to get picked up and reminded of how much she hates being so adorable.
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