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Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.
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Beautiful.
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Great photograph of a pretty kitty 

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This one is a few years old but it's Leela.
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Your kitty cat is so adorable. I want to pinch her cheeks. What would she do if I did that?
Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.
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KITTY-CAT, your mouth is so tiny. So tiny and impossibly cute.
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I think she would be "Excuse me? Madam? Um, I beg your pardon?" and it would probably go downhill from there.
She's extremely huggable, and yet hates being hugged. She treats every extraneous noise as sudden proof that I have wanted to harm her all these years. (Which I never have.)
I suppose it's a bit like being married, except once or twice I am actually right about something and she admits it. But I am still driven crazy anyway.
She's extremely huggable, and yet hates being hugged. She treats every extraneous noise as sudden proof that I have wanted to harm her all these years. (Which I never have.)
I suppose it's a bit like being married, except once or twice I am actually right about something and she admits it. But I am still driven crazy anyway.
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Null wrote:She's extremely huggable, and yet hates being hugged. She treats every extraneous noise as sudden proof that I have wanted to harm her all these years...I suppose it's a bit like being married
Is your concept of wives that they are at once both skittish and erratic?
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jvcc wrote:Null wrote:She's extremely huggable, and yet hates being hugged. She treats every extraneous noise as sudden proof that I have wanted to harm her all these years...I suppose it's a bit like being married
Is your concept of wives that they are at once both skittish and erratic?
I think the general term "insane" probably best accounts for me. And that is all.
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I understand Null.
I pinch my cat's cheeks and whisker area. She's not overly fond of it, but she deals. I tell her as I'm doing it "Give me those cheeks. Give me those kitty cheeks." and so on.
I pinch my cat's cheeks and whisker area. She's not overly fond of it, but she deals. I tell her as I'm doing it "Give me those cheeks. Give me those kitty cheeks." and so on.
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My cats would give their version of an eyeroll. They are super laid back. I would say that wives, just like cats, are all different.
Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.
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I found some more old pictures and I am going to post them, because I do that sort of thing.
Here's Leela doing her impersonation of Franklin Pangborn.

Here she is with something to say.

Finally, here she is as you are used to seeing her.

Here's Leela doing her impersonation of Franklin Pangborn.

Here she is with something to say.

Finally, here she is as you are used to seeing her.

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I see toothies!
Le Cute
Le Cute

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ha! love the expression in the first one
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Holy crap that's an awesome expression in the first one.
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On November 14, 2000, I adopted a tiny, feisty kitten from the local animal shelter.

Ten years to the day later, she is still with me.


Ten years to the day later, she is still with me.

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Awww that is adorable, she's one lucky kittums 

James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
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Skimba wrote:I understand Null.
THEN YOU TOO HAVE SEEN THE ABYSS
(Aww baby Leela with a squoosymooshy face)
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I don't like the pics on the digital camera as much. When her eyes are all big and adorable, the digital camera just wipes the black out.
Anyway, here she is:





Anyway, here she is:





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Catass is obscured by that cat's ass. And by ass I mean upper-body, but I never miss an opportunity for wordplay.
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jvcc wrote:Catass is obscured by that cat's ass. And by ass I mean upper-booty, but I never miss an opportunity for good buns.
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Awww she's very pretty and fluffy and silky looking 

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Awww she's very pretty and fluffy and silky looking
She never misses an opportunity to get picked up and reminded of how much she hates being so adorable.
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