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A FEW DAYS TO GO!

THE EXCITEMENT IS MOUNTING

Pics or it will never happen.

It'll never happen... somewhere I can go.

THERE WILL BE PICS, AND MAYHEM, AND DRINKING AND CORN!

Skimba wrote:THERE WILL BE PICS, AND MAYHEM, AND DRINKING AND PORN!

i thought you did that last time?

slydon wrote:

jvcc wrote:I can't stop proclaiming the glories of Midwest. Seriously, guys, it's a party out here. Much better than the east coast with your fancy ocean and lack of corn fields.

Also, it's in the middle of things
And Batman lives there!

You may be thinking of Adamwest.

MysticalDescent wrote:How many Spamusers have been deposed by DB?

Not enough, by my maths.

kupo wrote:THE EXCITEMENT IS MOUNTING

No, it's just before.

I'm leaving in the early morning and I'm excited and I don't want to be here at work and finish this report, but if I do then no one should bother me on vacation so I should finish it but I'm pretty done for the day but I still have a couple hours left and I just want to playyyyyyyyyyyyyy and get home to finish the actual "have to do" stuff so I can go and do fun stuff! Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

WE MISSED OUR FLIGHT AND ARE GREATLY FURIOUS.

Actually we're sitting in a bar in the terminal getting nicely toasted.

Sorry, Southern Cal types, I've had crappy internet the last two days and now I'm in Laguna Beach but will be heading out for Vegas in the morning so I guess the chance to get together didn't really gel. SORRY! I've wasted -- WASTED I TELL YOU -- this last week doing poopcakes like laying around Balboa Park all afternoon reading. Anyways I'm headed out to hang out at some beach-side eating establishment or other. I hope I can handle the heat, everyone's been complaining that's it's so hot today. Almost 80F/27C!

Ok, so Kupo and I have made it back alive!

Lol, no, really, we had a great time. Pictures and more fun to follow, I'm sure. But tonight I'm working off of very little sleep.

Nik wrote:Ok, so Kupo and I have made it back alive!

That is not to say I didn't try to kill them.

Catass and I have also made it back to our living place.
Pictures or something, maybe later and stuff.
The camera died while we were out.

We had a good time too, by the way.

I'm glad a good time was had, and that Ponder had the sunny Southern California beach experience even if it was without us. Now I'm waiting for pictures.

--J--

That is absolutely perfect Null. Absolutely perfect.

(The shortened version is at the end if you want to skip my overly detailed way of writing)

Run down from the Skimba perspective:

Saturday between 11:00 AM and Noon, Catass and I received a knock on the door from "Room Service".
It was perfect because we had requested two white womens to be delivered, and there they were! (You can get just about anything from the internet.)
We sat around yapping about random stuff and decided to go and do something.
I conveniently had a car that would hold four bodies (even though it looked like someone had rolled the car on to its roof prior to us getting it), so we piled in for a short road trip to New Hope, PA!
After finding parking right away (I know secrets), we then proceeded on foot to shops, places and to looking at the river. I really wanted to go sit somewhere and have some drinks, but it being Saturday and nice out, it was pretty packed everywhere. I did however, purchase a flying turtle.
We were a little listless from walking around and got back into the car when I was going to take them to places I knew for bodies, but Nik forgot to bring her corn trompsing shoes, so I had to detour back to the hotel.
We stopped at a bar along the way and downed a couple beers each, which was perfect and perked us all right back up.
We got ready for corn and we were off!
After getting to corn and waiting for my friend to be available (where I ran into 4 people I had not expected to see and it was awesome), we got a "back stage" tour through the haunted corn maze and the haunted hayride. (YAY BLOOD AND CORN AND BLOOD AND GIANT SPIDERS AND BLOOD AND GOO AND....well other fun stuff)
From there we all, including two of my "home-home" friends, went to a bar. We drank many drinks. We had many talks. Some other stuff. We closed the bar.
We went back to the hotel.
I have a little fuzzy in this area. Then we called WTFisjuice and proceeded to talk all at the same time and be confusing.
Uh...fuzzy area again. Will probably need anothers input to fill in the gaps here. I know I was drinking the tequila straight from the bottle.
Eventually went to sleep.
Got up Sunday, people showered, sat and yapped. I took them to a park, but it was too populated and the water was extra shallow for the dumping of any boidies (I really wanted to, I swear!), back to hotel, and I needed to get to my brother's place, so it was time to part. We said our so-longs and see-ya-next-years, and we parted ways.

Short Version:
Girls show up.
All to New Hope.
All to bar.
All to haunted corn and hay.
All to bar.
All to hotel.
All to bed.
All to park.
Parted ways.

Any questions?

Skimba wrote:Saturday between 11:00 AM and Noon, Catass and I received a knock on the door from "Room Service".
It was perfect because we had requested two white womens to be delivered, and there they were! (You can get just about anything from the internet.)

We pride ourself in our prompt white-wimmins service. The rapping guy at the toll booth ensured our on-time and speedy delivery.

Skimba wrote:We sat around yapping about random stuff and decided to go and do something.

Food, I believe. I realized I was hungry, and we got frustrated attempting to understand the bad movie that was on, that seemed to be three movies rather than one. And we got distracted talking about bad movies and trying to name them.

Skimba wrote:I conveniently had a car that would hold four bodies (even though it looked like someone had rolled the car on to its roof prior to us getting it), so we piled in for a short road trip to New Hope, PA!
After finding parking right away (I know secrets), we then proceeded on foot to shops, places and to looking at the river. I really wanted to go sit somewhere and have some drinks, but it being Saturday and nice out, it was pretty packed everywhere. I did however, purchase a flying turtle.

We talked to ducks and they laughed at us, but not our jokes. And Kupo got candy cigarettes and we got our fortunes told by a creepy machine, and we saw vintage Playboy magazines (which Kupo found disappointing) and dead people's prosthetic limbs and naked baby dolls in birdcages.

Skimba wrote:We were a little listless from walking around and got back into the car when I was going to take them to places I knew for bodies, but Nik forgot to bring her corn trompsing shoes, so I had to detour back to the hotel.
We stopped at a bar along the way and downed a couple beers each, which was perfect and perked us all right back up.

And a loud old guy next to Kupo scared her, and was trying to get one of the bartenders to black out a red tag on the back of the other bartender's pants.

Skimba wrote:We got ready for corn and we were off!
After getting to corn and waiting for my friend to be available (where I ran into 4 people I had not expected to see and it was awesome), we got a "back stage" tour through the haunted corn maze and the haunted hayride. (YAY BLOOD AND CORN AND BLOOD AND GIANT SPIDERS AND BLOOD AND GOO AND....well other fun stuff)

We did a lot of Moo-ing at baby cows. MOO.

Skimba wrote:From there we all, including two of my "home-home" friends, went to a bar. We drank many drinks. We had many talks. Some other stuff. We closed the bar.

There were pitchers upon pitchers imbibed. Liquid bread, more than I ever thought I could drink in a night. It was fun. Men played pool a little, women talked about women things and men.

Skimba wrote:We went back to the hotel.
I have a little fuzzy in this area. Then we called WTFisjuice and proceeded to talk all at the same time and be confusing.

We put Kupo's phone on my knee and talked on speakerphone. I think it was mostly laughing, though.

Skimba wrote:Uh...fuzzy area again. Will probably need anothers input to fill in the gaps here. I know I was drinking the tequila straight from the bottle.
Eventually went to sleep.

I think you were pouring it from the bottle to a cup, but same thing!

Skimba wrote:Got up Sunday, people showered, sat and yapped. I took them to a park, but it was too populated and the water was extra shallow for the dumping of any boidies (I really wanted to, I swear!), back to hotel, and I needed to get to my brother's place, so it was time to part. We said our so-longs and see-ya-next-years, and we parted ways.

Kupo and I set off for the New York area, got stuck in traffic, then proceeded to make the mistake of listening to my iPhone for directions and ended up driving through Manhattan to get to Long Island. So we got home late, but all in one piece alive after much swearing!

Then I slept for 13 hours.

I was pouring it into a cup! Really useless though, as no one else was drinking it.
It was pretty late/early at that point anyway and the sleeeeeeepies were taking a hold on us all.
MooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah. Splendid time.

Nik wrote:And a loud old guy next to Kupo scared her

That was ME.

Jemry wrote:Or a much cheaper alternative while still having a foreign Spamuser present, print off below picture and make sure it is present at the gathering.

Did you guys end up doing this?