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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby James » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:34 am

Or perhaps the other party's shoulder.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:14 pm

Dusk wrote:Oh Jeevles. Guys will tell you condoms feel like crap, but you know what feels worse? GONORRHEA probably.
Drinking, drug taking, unsafe sex.. I'd be a hypocrite if I said anything, really. Just be careful and stay in control, yeah?

Gaaah. I've only ever had sex once, I've smoked twice and didn't get high either time (and the second time I got to spend over an hour with three people who were really high and having a blast watching stoner shows), and I rarely drink.

James wrote:Or perhaps the other party's shoulder.

Why you... *shakes fist*
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby IanC » Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:14 pm

Only once? IM BEATING SOMEONE!!!
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:34 pm

IanC wrote:Only once? IM BEATING SOMEONE!!!

Choice of words?
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:43 pm

EvilJekyll wrote:
IanC wrote:Only once? IM BEATING SOMEONE!!!

Choice of words?

Haahahahaha. Oh man.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Skimba » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:47 am

jvcc wrote:
EvilJekyll wrote:
IanC wrote:Only once? IM BEATING SOMEONE!!!

Choice of words?

Haahahahaha. Oh man.

This made me laugh.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby badplantmommy » Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:37 pm

I was so happy to find a parking space right in front of the Sawdust Festival, that I put money in the wrong meter and came back to find a lovely parking ticket from the city of Laguna Beach. :roll:
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby badplantmommy » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:17 am

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:35 pm

Dusk wrote:Oh Jeevles. Guys will tell you condoms feel like crap, but you know what feels worse? GONORRHEA probably.

I wouldn't say wearing a condom feels bad, I would say IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE ANYTHING AT ALL. But yes, that's preferable to other things.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby chrismachine » Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:04 pm

I actually really don't mind it at all.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Zombie Protestor » Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:27 am

It's odd for a guy to say, but I've only ever had sex with two different ladies. Condoms were only ever used as an anti-pregnancy measure but that was because I knew the sexual history of both and the sexual health of their former partners. The times I had to wear one it sucked.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:42 am

At the time, and for various reasons, it didn't really enter into my head that I was being unsafe (which is weird, because I was sober). I really do need to find some eligible lesbians.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby sum yun gai » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:38 am

just a word of advice for the guys here, there are decent brands of "thin" condoms which do not reduce the sensitivity *that* much. i would stay away from the kimono thins but a lot of others are very reliable. you may have to buy them at a sex shop though, as the varieties at the regular store are not very good....
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby IanC » Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:34 pm

jvcc wrote:I really do need to find some eligible lesbians.

Im sorry, but that is such a funny sentence.

I, err, wont have to wear condoms with my FWB....
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:39 pm

IanC wrote:
jvcc wrote:I really do need to find some eligible lesbians.

Im sorry, but that is such a funny sentence.

I intended it to be. I am a comedy genius.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby fanelian » Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:50 pm

I just want to scare you all and tell you that there are diseases you can get even if you wear a condom. They're not the terrible ones, but they're nuisances that do exist. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is: DON'T HAVE SEX EVER.

Nah, just be careful who you're dealing with.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby IanC » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:47 pm

Even lesbian sex can spread diseases. Again not the worst, but you know, theres still some.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:55 pm

dang IT.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby IanC » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:01 pm

Just be careful, thats all. :)
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby James » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:26 pm

fanelian wrote:DON'T HAVE SEX EVER.

ROGER THAT

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby loofah » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:50 am

IanC wrote:Just be careful, thats all. :)

I've been told dental dams are the way to go. Admittedly, I was told that 15 years ago, so perhaps there are better alternatives now.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby IanC » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:29 pm

dental dams?

They just sound, weird. Tho i know what they are.
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby jvcc » Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:47 am

IanC wrote:dental dams?

They just sound, weird. Tho i know what they are.

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Doesn't that look arousing?

(That's just one of the first images I got when I googled "dental dam". I'm sure they can be very erotic, if used properly. Safety is always sensual.)
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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:09 am

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Re: A whine and complain thread

Postby Zombie Protestor » Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:36 pm

God, people are dicks. Our former neighbors moved out and the landlord is going through and doing some renovations. I talked to the guy a few times and he seemed pretty cool so today when some people I didn't recognize were out there taking drywall off the porch I went out to talk to them and noted their tag number. The old guy got kind of hostile and said I "better get out of here or I'll sic him on you" and asked me did I really think they'd be stealing drywall. He tried giving me a phone number and telling me to call the guy but I told him I had no way of knowing if that was his number. I called police because he'd threatened me and because I figured I better report it. If they find the truck and question him, there's the possibility that he'll be upset enough to try something.
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