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by chrismachine
Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:26 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: The Mr. Green problem
Replies: 5
Views: 3324

The Mr. Green problem

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by chrismachine
Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:21 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Mr. Green from the bank here
Replies: 26
Views: 15734

The mob has spoken.
by chrismachine
Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:01 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Mr. Green from the bank here
Replies: 26
Views: 15734

His name is Mr. Green, and he works at a bank. Sounds to me like everything about him serves only money, and it stands to reason he should lift nothing else. not to mention with the overhang of the roof and such he would be farther away... and that our protagonist can eat dinner with the table/door ...
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:20 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: You left something the other night
Replies: 28
Views: 12569

oh well.... I tried.
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:35 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Hate wearing glasses? Fix your eyes.
Replies: 36
Views: 14672

If my world is upside-down, it would require an upside-down bed for sleep, which means it would need to be what we consider right-side up, and if it is upside-down like the world, it is facing the wrong way.
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:19 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Hate wearing glasses? Fix your eyes.
Replies: 36
Views: 14672

I can sleep no more soundly with my world upside-down than i can with just my bed that way, regardless of your justification of bad grammar, although as an English major I do find the latter at least mildly pacifying.
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:16 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Mr. Green from the bank here
Replies: 26
Views: 15734

I'll let that Lazy Sophism alone thank you very much.
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:48 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Mr. Green from the bank here
Replies: 26
Views: 15734

well if you're going to be that silly, why not just say it's a door and he's eating the doorknob? at least that way it's not crushing his legs so much.
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:40 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: You left something the other night
Replies: 28
Views: 12569

I was afraid of that, but short of words and arrows there was little I could do but trust it would at least partially come across. nothing is ever quite as funny when it needs explaining unfortunately
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:31 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: ben, Be a powerful warrior in the bedroom!
Replies: 28
Views: 13380

Take Lord of the Flies as example...
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:17 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: You left something the other night
Replies: 28
Views: 12569

I had more of a guy with a pot on his head using two other pots for hiway skiing kinda thing in mind, and a terrible tree accident that ensued, hence the blood, mangled leg, and rope he pendulously hangs from. I dunno, I mean the car is too high up, the tree doesn't extend beyond the hanging guy... ...
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:14 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Mr. Green from the bank here
Replies: 26
Views: 15734

You draw a stick man convincing enough to look like clue. not that I'm saying I thought of it...
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:57 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Happy birthday me :-)
Replies: 67
Views: 31957

James wrote:It's actually a tie.


I like the 2D gun. and the Avril-style tie-wearing. :wink:
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:48 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Try great coffee and keep the coffee maker!
Replies: 28
Views: 14350

That was my favorite part of holy grail when I was like 11, I must have rewound that like 37 times straight (cause, you know, we had VHS back then...)
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:46 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Get it straight smug axes
Replies: 4
Views: 3863

hands on hips= fantastic
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:42 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: You left something the other night
Replies: 28
Views: 12569

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edit: not to scale, I know, but I'm lazy that way.
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:29 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Mr. Green from the bank here
Replies: 26
Views: 15734

Mr. Green from the bank here

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Thanks to GLmathgrant for the line.
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:07 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Happy birthday me :-)
Replies: 67
Views: 31957

Not that I'm making any sort of evaluative judgment on that guy's life choices or anything...


don't try to cover it up, your sash/neckscarf makes it clear you're a closed-minded gaybasher!
by chrismachine
Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:26 pm
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: Get rid of wrinkles with no injections
Replies: 1
Views: 3893

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by chrismachine
Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:52 am
Forum: Subject Line Submissions
Topic: Today's neat bunch of subject lines...
Replies: 16
Views: 7393

sooo.... comic?
by chrismachine
Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:47 am
Forum: Subject Line Submissions
Topic: some i've been saving up ...
Replies: 11
Views: 5038

I'll get in on that one.
by chrismachine
Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:59 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: More Later?
Replies: 40
Views: 20526

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hey there, those replies look like about what I thought. I think that the shirt suggestions are fantastic, but the fav here is the "look at me I'm rich" shirt, entirely for the monocle. Oh, and sorry for the dollar sign, I'm Canadian and learned my math all in French, so although I converted the amo...
by chrismachine
Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:30 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: More Later?
Replies: 40
Views: 20526

More Later?

T-Shirts have been sold out forever, and I would love a nice brown shirt with a tag line or one of the comics on it. Let's call this a petition of people who would like to buy shirts. maybe if we get enough on here Steve will bring them back. so let's try I guess.

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