12 out of 18. Lots of fun, I enjoyed that.

The one about the Queen fighting ISIS is good.

A triumph!

I found a mobile game called TheoTown recently. It's nice to have a decent mobile game that's fun and free from all of the usual 'freemium' trappings.

Hang on a minute, what is my mission?

Hey everyone, I'm back, how have things been on here while I was...



Oh.

That's fantastic.

Algernon chuckled at the unspoken humour in a somewhat unsettling fashion.

The mirror shattered into an uncountable number of pieces.

Ha!

A voice boomed from the sky, demanding that my gastrointestinal tract make up its mind.

I meekly accepted my fate.

That information about the Canadian dollars is quite interesting. I hadn't looked at the Canadian/US dollar exchange rate before, but that's quite a significant saving. A bit risky, but interesting nonetheless. I'll be very briefly visiting Orlando, but I'm actually going to be staying near to West ...

I'm not really sure that this is the appropriate thread for this, but that's ok.

I'm travelling to the US (Florida) in a little while and I'm just looking for any general advice, really.

I find these things much funnier when I pretend that Ponder didn't have to edit these messages, and somebody made a spambot specifically to say 'Wing dang flagga bagga blah yadda yadda blah blah some competitor product or other blah blah. Blah blah blah yadda yadda blah'.

When an adjacent, possibly hallucination-induced, portal revealed the source, I could barely disguise my shock.

It quickly became apparent that this was metaphorical snow.

END OF CHAPTER ONE

'Yes?', replied a large Russian man.

I genuinely have no idea how 'telimpressive' turned into 'telimpressive'. That's too weird to type on autopilot.

EDIT: Sorry, I'm very stupid. I have a word replacer on my browser that replaces every instance of 'impressive' with 'impressive'. Odd, it normally only replaces whole words.

You missed a telepic!

UCP has never been easier.

What a great way to find out that we now have quote notifications. Cool.

Unsubscribe - surely that's whoppy?

Skimba wrote:Wiki
Private messages

Hmm, quite appropriate for the Private Messages one.