I certainly don't consider myself and excellent driver.

I guess maybe a a radical moderate.

Most people would say they're not like most people.

Well, I've finally annoyed a right winger on facebook, my life is almost complete! :roll: I responded to something traubster posted, and I'm pretty sure one of his "friends" reported me to facebook for replying to him. I wasn't disrespectful, but I may have been a bit sarcastic. Still, it...

I hate brightly colored paper. Especially bright orange. It's such a bullhonky situation. Shaking your fist at people should replace giving the middle finger. It's always more fun. I have no problem halting conversations with an exceptionally off-color comment. When everyone stops to look at me, I j...

chrismachine wrote:I would say it's the second best of that type of movie, right behind "Payback". Great film.

Payback is prolly why I will always like Mel Gibson.

That and the anti-Semitic rantings...

Null wrote:

Dusk wrote:Oh god hurry up

That's what THE VIRGIN MARY said.

corrected?

Much better than The Hangover . I dunno why so many people loved that movie. What a bunch of 'tards... I know . Right? It wasn't even outstandingly bad . It wasn't outstanding in any way. It brought me a couple of hours closer to death, is all. I think some people just want to be cool and act like ...

What a bunch of 'tards... Re— or bas—? Actually, that gives me an idea: BASTARDS vs RETARDS TELEVISED BLOODSPORT Retards all the way. Super-human strength is always gonna beat daddy issues. Maybe if the bastards get a gun. That would make it interesting, but might just degenerate into retard huntin...

(Ending sentences with a sudden outburst of capital letters is a pattern I will never tire of. I said NEVER TIRE OF. ) Yeah, I think I might've gotten that from you. I'm not sure. OH WELL. That being said, Horrible Bosses was one of the funniest movies I've seen in years. Much better than The Hango...

Had a long, productive day at work. Feels good, man. Waiting for my girlfriend to get off work. She made some awesome lasagna for dinner tonight because she's a great cook (she's also very pretty). We're gonna eat at her place then go see Horrible Bosses, which looks like an awesome movie. I'm reall...

I got banned from another club by Kent State University. It was for saying something about letting my dog lick my ejaculate off the floor.. The MN comedy scene is soo tame. A friend and I talked about doing standup in NYC about 6 or 7 years ago, and I turned him down because I was still in grad sch...

He looks pretty happy about the situation.

Something about his nipples make me want to touch them...

fanelian wrote:Unless having taking them to Disneyland had such a strong effect...

if he had taken me to Disneyland at least once, I would definitely forgive my dad a bit easier for ditching the family when I was younger. We went to Cedar Point a bunch of times, but there's nothing magical about Sandusky, Ohio.

Gah when it's so oppressively hot like this I just don't feel like doing anything. I always found it interesting that there's a positive correlation between ice cream sales and murder. Both are directly caused by high temperature. It's too bad no one ever gets pummeled to death with an ice cream co...

Society says you shouldn't make fun of people after they die. However, I think that's the BEST time to make fun of someone. I mean, they can't even do anything about it. Nice comeback, dead guy. Besides, the only reason they say you can't make fun of someone who died is because the family is still a...

True, but sad, but truthenough.?. If you're referring to me, unfortunately, it is true. Second time I've been banned from the club, though. I had to have a few comedian friends talk to him to let me back on stage. I don't think I'm gonna bother this time. fork that place. I got banned from another ...

James wrote:

traubster wrote:I really do like your blog, though. Keep it up.

Sincere Traubster freaks me out a little.

My little brother logged on with my account...

I am NOT excited that I will probably have to have a colonoscopy though. ICK ICK ICK. Do you get a copy of the video that they take? If so, I bet there's a fetish site out there that would pay decent money for it. Do you get sedated for that? I'm sure a couple shots of whiskey and a pill of ecstasy...

Looking at it, it comes off as more gay-bashing than I intended. Some of the earlier posts I use in my stand-up.

I really do like your blog, though. Keep it up.

Yours is pretty well done. There's even pictures! I especially enjoyed the bit where you bash Sharon Osborne. I approve.

I might also haz blog. It's as hate-filled as you'd expect. Actually, I prolly shouldn't directly associate myself with it...

Dang, I got banned from another club for the material I was doing. Apparently, the notion of using blood as a sexual lubricant was not cool with the Lebanese guy who owns the place. I bet if it was in the context of devirginizing a thirteen year old bride, he would've given me an Arab fist pump. God...

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Pics or it didn't happen.

KatyM wrote:THIS IS LAME.

It's always lame when you need foot surgery.

I can hardly wait for an opportunity to freak out over the amount of chairs in the room.

"WHAT THE fork IS GOING ON WITH ALL THESE dang CHAIRS?!?!"

The world needs more boxes that have "BOX!" really big on the front.

Sorry, jvcc. I like you okay, but this neds a card.